Talk like a pirate
Tidy the spacing, then rewrite the line in pirate speak.
Pirate speak is a vocabulary swap, not a spelling filter — you becomes ye, my becomes me, friend becomes matey — which is why it only works if the word boundaries are clean. This chain tidies the spacing first, then translates and drops in the occasional arr.
Punctuation is preserved so the sentence still reads as a sentence, and exclamations are kept rare so the joke does not wear out in a paragraph. Both steps run locally in your browser.
Questions
Can it translate back?
Yes, on the tool's own page — the direction control reverses the vocabulary swap. This recipe pins the pirate direction.
Are there other dialects?
The translator also ships a dwarf and a robot vocabulary. This recipe pins the pirate one; switch it on the tool page.
Why keep the exclamations rare?
One arr in a sentence is funny and five is noise. The tool lets you turn them off entirely or make them frequent.
Build your own chain in the pipeline builder.